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Tue, Apr. 10th, 2007, 08:21 am

Mmm, I feel like a little ham myself!

From Tug of War! by S:

"On Logan's balls, Jake's tongue felt like ham."

Is this a typo? An obscure idiom? I'm at a loss here.

I was initially at a loss a couple lines later with:

"Jake slurped Logan's testicles as if devouring kenepas."

but Google tells me kenepas is a green plum-like tropical fruit. Well allrighty then.

Wed, Apr. 11th, 2007 05:03 pm (UTC)

Eager for attention?

Nah, I guess that's how a ham feels.

I put a minute or so into trying to come up with some sort of 'curing homosexuality' pun, but it's not quite coming together.