From Tug of War! by S:
"On Logan's balls, Jake's tongue felt like ham."
Is this a typo? An obscure idiom? I'm at a loss here.
I was initially at a loss a couple lines later with:
"Jake slurped Logan's testicles as if devouring kenepas."
but Google tells me kenepas is a green plum-like tropical fruit. Well allrighty then.