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Tue, Apr. 10th, 2007, 08:21 am

Mmm, I feel like a little ham myself!

From Tug of War! by S:

"On Logan's balls, Jake's tongue felt like ham."

Is this a typo? An obscure idiom? I'm at a loss here.

I was initially at a loss a couple lines later with:

"Jake slurped Logan's testicles as if devouring kenepas."

but Google tells me kenepas is a green plum-like tropical fruit. Well allrighty then.

Tue, Apr. 10th, 2007 12:32 pm (UTC)
mycrust

Maybe it's part of the American Pie school of thought where all tactile experience must be related to food products?

Tue, Apr. 10th, 2007 12:48 pm (UTC)
vinnie_tesla

But what distinguishes the Ham school of fellatio? If I had to rank the blowjobs I've gotten by how much they felt like ham, I'd be entirely at a loss.

Wed, Apr. 11th, 2007 05:08 pm (UTC)
marifree

I truly hope that no man ever makes that comparison in my presence! lol