Vinnie Tesla (vinnie_tesla) wrote,
Vinnie Tesla
vinnie_tesla

Mmm, I feel like a little ham myself!

From Tug of War! by S:

"On Logan's balls, Jake's tongue felt like ham."

Is this a typo? An obscure idiom? I'm at a loss here.

I was initially at a loss a couple lines later with:

"Jake slurped Logan's testicles as if devouring kenepas."

but Google tells me kenepas is a green plum-like tropical fruit. Well allrighty then.
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  • NaNoWriMo Sentence of shame

    Megatheriids were a rare sight at the country markets. Slow, bad-tempered, and massive, farmers could ill afford to keep them.

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