Sat, Apr. 26th, 2008, 12:57 pm

He Who Hesitates is Rewarded

So I went around for a week or so, saying that I totally ought to write a spoof of Take Me Out to the Ball Game entitled "Tie Me Up with a Ball Gag, and that I intended to do so Any Day Now.

Eventually, the adorable [info]mme_louise had a slow day at work, and sent me this:

Tie me up with a ball gag
Tie me up with a hood
Buy me some dildoes and nipple clamps
Fuck me until we both get leg cramps

For its root, root, root for a condom
I'd help you look if I could

But I'm tied!
Bound!
Muffled--but good!
With an old ball gag


Isn't she awesome?
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Current Music: Duh.
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Sat, Apr. 26th, 2008 05:17 pm (UTC)
[info]sushis

Bravo!

I love it!!!
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Sat, Apr. 26th, 2008 08:40 pm (UTC)
[info]scheherezhad

I think that is my new favorite thing. I'll be walking around singing it to myself for the rest of the weekend now.
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Sat, Apr. 26th, 2008 11:47 pm (UTC)
[info]blueinva

Inspired!
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Sun, Apr. 27th, 2008 12:16 am (UTC)
[info]zenith_sensory

too funny...very good!
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Sun, Apr. 27th, 2008 02:21 am (UTC)
[info]jezzabel

Ir you're going to have a song stuck in your head all day, it should be this!!!
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Sun, Apr. 27th, 2008 05:58 pm (UTC)
[info]tlcbird

That pretty much kicks ass.
Or, hooks it, depending on where yer, ehh, comin from. ;p






(thanks for the link btw, perfect thing to check out after runnin the music for Sunday service)
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Mon, Apr. 28th, 2008 09:30 pm (UTC)
(Anonymous)

Bonus points if you can sing it one beat off, like B band does :) --M
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Tue, Apr. 29th, 2008 12:50 am (UTC)
[info]coraline

...at this point, i have difficulty singing it NOT one beat off.
i can do two beats off too :)
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